{"id":143,"date":"2008-07-30T21:28:50","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T20:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/?p=143"},"modified":"2008-07-30T21:28:50","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T20:28:50","slug":"ich-furze-mir-die-seele-aus-dem-leib","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/literatur\/143\/ich-furze-mir-die-seele-aus-dem-leib\/","title":{"rendered":"Ich furze mir die Seele aus dem Leib"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich furze mir die Seele aus dem Leib<br \/>\nNach dem Genu\u00df von Streptococcus lactis.<br \/>\nDies ist ein Zeichen, da\u00df mein Darm intakt is&#8216;<br \/>\nUnd au\u00dferdem ein sch\u00f6ner Zeitvertreib.<\/p>\n<p>Man sagt, das sei ein Zeichen von Laktose-<br \/>\nIntoleranz, doch das ist nichts als Topfen!<br \/>\nIch h\u00f6r&#8216; es rattern, knattern, brummen, klopfen:<br \/>\nIch furze, und ich hab&#8216; &#8217;ne trock&#8217;ne Hose!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich furze mir die Seele aus dem Leib Nach dem Genu\u00df von Streptococcus lactis. Dies ist ein Zeichen, da\u00df mein Darm intakt is&#8216; Und au\u00dferdem ein sch\u00f6ner Zeitvertreib. Man sagt, das sei ein Zeichen von Laktose- Intoleranz, doch das ist nichts als Topfen! Ich h\u00f6r&#8216; es rattern, knattern, brummen, klopfen: Ich furze, und ich hab&#8216; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,4,5],"tags":[95,89,90,88,94,91,754,92,93],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allotria","category-literatur","category-lyrik","tag-blahungen","tag-flatulenz","tag-furz","tag-humor","tag-laktose","tag-laktoseintoleranz","tag-lyrik","tag-milch","tag-milchprodukte"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Qpk1-2j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":147,"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions\/147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.living-lexicon.at\/sudelbuch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}